You're the troll, you surfboardin' Strawberry Shortcake
Dear BBA author,
the next time a reader finishes your book and gives you less than the 5 star review you think you deserve, get off your high horse, and please, call this emergency hotline number: 718-SIT-URASSDOWN*
Sincerely,
rtm
disclaimer: No actual threats of physical harm or harassment were made in this post.
*phone number compliments of the ever so expressive Nicki Minaj