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rtm

I read, I eat, I work, and then I read a lot more. Who needs sleep.

58 Hunters
59 Jefferson Starships

You're the troll, you surfboardin' Strawberry Shortcake

 

Dear BBA  author,

 

the next time a reader finishes your book and gives you less than the 5 star review you think you deserve, get off your high horse, and please, call this emergency hotline number:  718-SIT-URASSDOWN*

 

Sincerely,

 

rtm

 

 

disclaimer: No actual threats of physical harm or harassment were made in this post.

 

*phone number compliments of the ever so expressive Nicki Minaj