I read, I eat, I work, and then I read a lot more. Who needs sleep.
I love to laugh, especially the type of laughter that causes my side to hurt and make me giggle uncontrollably. So I've decided that with my first little blog-like thingie, I would also share what makes me laugh.
Anna from HooHas has many posts I've shared with friends, but her fart post is one of my favorite LMAO posts. Enjoy!
The Fart That (Almost) Altered My Destiny
Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).
How do you tell a man you just started dating that the reason you’re writhing in pain is because you have to fart?